Did you want to buy Phil Pringle’s super cheap anointed splat pen?
This is not a joke. This could have been yours for A$550.00. This product is no longer sold.
C3’s Goldstore advertises,
Splat Pen
Featuring signed original artwork by Phil Pringle from his ‘Life Begins’ collection, each individual writing instrument is meticulously hand-crafted and unique. Vibrant works by Phil Pringle wrap each Splat Pen before it is coated, set in resin and finally turned, polished and waxed for the highest quality finish. Complete with a genuine leather pouch, the Splat Pen brings class and creativity to every occasion.
Inspired by the possibilities of new life and the intricate beauty of nature, enjoy the experience of making your mark with your own Splat Pen. The fountain pen features a top quality German-made two-tone nib with a genuine iridium point for smooth lines and dependable ink flow. The roller-ball has a ceramic tipped Schmidt cartridge for effortless scribing.
Hand-made with the highest quality components, each Splat Pen features rich 22k gold or Black Titanium hand-cast engraved cap and barrel insets, surrounded by brilliant Rhodium plating. The stunning blend of art, insets and accent bands combine to make this distinct pen of unrivalled beauty – a contemporary version of the traditional fine desk pen.
Source: Phil Pringle Splat Pen, C3Store, https://web.archive.org/web/20100907191738/http://c3store.com/browse/details.asp?ProdID=127971, Accessed 10/04/2015. (Original URL: http://www.c3store.com/browse/details.asp?ProdID=127971. Archived: 07/09/2010.)
C3 Church Watch 
The money changers are running riot.
PLEASE tell me you’re kidding.
Please tell me no one was crazy enough to buy one.
Is PP trying to fund a new beach house?
In principle, this is so close to Creflo Dollar’$ disgusting self-absorbed jet campaign it’s not funny.
And no wonder people think Christianity and the Church is a joke.
They were available in C3 resources a few years ago – remember seeing them promoted as “product” when Phil Pringle preached at Singapore’s City Harvest Church. Rather like Brian Houston’s book “You Need More Money”, another pastoral resource best forgotten. Unfortunately for these wolves, nothing ever disappears once it goes on the internet.
“this is so close to Creflo Dollar’$ disgusting self-absorbed jet campaign it’s not funny.”
remember also iv hilliards helicopter campaign..
http://www.christianpost.com/news/pastor-who-asked-congregants-for-52-favor-seeds-to-upgrade-helicopter-blades-defends-aviation-ministry-99994/
the whole word-faith thing is out of control, nfg
“Unfortunately for these wolves, nothing ever disappears once it goes on the internet.”
though it may mysteriously disappear from their ‘authentic’ tweets or instagram.. nfg
Whats with postie pringle the rejected Barton accolyte from Sydenham not making enough in tithes
Seems like they have spread over to NZ and trying to steal my work carparks for their services next door. Fortunately we have a locked door and a gift of a Pringle pen wont open it
This “splat pen” is nothing more than a modern indulgence or relic — completely dishonest !
EBay makes a better place for the sale of trashy items like these….
I almost visited a C3 Church 3 years ago.
Then I found out about Krook Hee. Now about using this church as a personal EBay account. I’m glad I didn’t go.
Hey come on everybody – this is not just a pen, it is an ANOINTED pen! Whaaaatttt!!!!! Just where do these con merchants get off using that word to describe their “products”. And who is SO stupid as to not to see through it.
Phil really makes it hard for himself doesn’t he? I’m surprised he didn’t advertise it with a catchy line. Perhaps i can help you phil…
1] “Buy the same pen phil completed his thesis/doctorate with.”
2] Photo should have a piece of paper with phil writing: “Dear Kong…”
3] “Sign all your blank cheques for ‘expenses’ with a p.pringle pen.”
4] “Here endeth my letter”
Honestly…what’s next? A scaled down replica of phil on his little sailing boat?
Actually, now that i’m looking at the photo….How much for the pen that looks like a couple of flipped eggs with a red tomato?
Yes, where are all the marketing catchphrases RE visions and dreams being brought to life ONLY through the power of a $550 pen?
“Honestly…what’s next? A scaled down replica of phil on his little sailing boat?”
Mont Blanc is facing new competition in the marketplace… How about Phil dressed as Moses, using one of these anointed pens to record his next ‘word from God?’
Just when you think it cant get any worse.
From the Apostle Phil’s letter his followers:
“For I resolved to know nothing while I was with you except Jesus Christ and him crucified. However, I have had some time to reconsider my position in that regard, and I am happy to report that in addition to preaching an imitation Gospel which vacillates between denying the Son of God and ignoring him completely, I am also in a position spruik a number of wonderful resources. Among these are my famous anointed paintings [yes, they really *are* anointed, you know I wouldn’t tell a lie about something like that], my splat pens that are a real snip at just $550.00, and, of course my books [which are simply must-have items, given that Scripture is simply not sufficient in and of itself, and that the Holy Spirit just cannot teach or explain things as well as I myself can].
Some have questioned the morality of me making truckloads of money from the Gospel, but you can rest assured that if standing in a pulpit and flogging over-priced merchandise to gullible punters under false pretences and in God’s name was wrong, I certainly wouldn’t be doing it. As it is written ‘You shall not muzzle an ox when it is treading out the grain.’ *
* Note that in the PRV (Pringle Revised Version), that particular stricture is actually rendered as ‘Don’t disturb a pig when its snout is in the trough’.
“Some have questioned the morality of me/us [Dr. Phil Pringle and wifey Chris Kringle] making truckloads of money from the Gospel”
…Though it’s probably safe to assume that Kong Hee wasn’t numbered among those doing the questioning, since as we learned from Kong’s highly advanced teachings… “Jesus was rich.”